Jean shorts for men, they're just for men, they're not for you.
"Comforting Mrs. Rosen."
"Comforting Mrs. Rosen" is my new favorite euphemism.
"Hey, how did it go last night?"
"Heh. Let’s just say, I comforted Mrs. Rosen."
"What do you mean? Who?"
"Oh. I’m saying, we banged. It’s a ‘Mad Men’ reference."
"Ohhh. Yeah. I haven’t watched ‘Mad Men’ since season 4 or something."
"What? You serious?"
"I don’t know. I just got bored."
"But that’s when it got interesting."
"No, not really."
"Yeah, it did. You should go back and watch it again, and catch up."
"I don’t want to."
"But then you’ll get my joke."
"I don’t care."
"Fine, whatever. It’s a funny joke."
"You’re being a dick."
"I don’t like you when you drink."
sway-mcclane asked: What do you do when you're bored?
When The Simpsons And Mad Men Collide
Within the first 30 seconds of meeting someone, you’ll know if you want to fuck them or not. — Scientists, probably.
The internet is a magical place.
When I was in college I had to buy a book for a class I hated. I drew all over it. After the class, I sold it online. Today, I got this email:
SUBJECT: marked up fucking book
Did you ever read Primitive art in Civilized places by Sally Price? Are you the [NAME REDACTED] who wrote, “This book make babies cry?” on the fucking cover. If so, what does that even mean? I’ve had this book for a few years and been fascinated who was the person who owned it. There are some enigmatic sketches in here. I really do hope it’s you because that would be awesome. Your blogs are pretty entertaining so it was worth googling the name. I hope its you so you can shed some light on this e.g.
Why is this dog salivating after this woman? What is she holding onto? Is that an alien heady? I’m confused.
Here’s a photo of the drawing in question, that he included with the email.